TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD
I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP
I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT
I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE
BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER
AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH
AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED
I CANNOT DO WORK
I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST
I CANNOT FUNCTION
I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE JAMES DEEN AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
This is fucking brilliant.
all my porn comments
are neat, elegant haikus
thats just how i roll
still not over how effortlessly he does this
Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…
He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.
didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though
he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising
Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?
Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?
Omg best thing I’ve ever seen
I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just
Italian artist Anna Utopia Giordano has created a visual re-imagination of historic nude paintings, had the subjects conformed their bodies to what the 21st century considers an ideal of beauty. The results are revealing—and quite shocking in what they say about the modern attitude toward women’s bodies.
This is genius
This makes me uncomfortable
Really, this says nothing about “the modern attitude toward women’s bodies”. It’s saying that presently AND historically, we have always had idealized views of what women are. It just so happens that back then, the idealized woman had more curves to suggest affluence, fertility, and to show how “soft” she is compared to the more chiseled idealized man.
The ideal changes. What doesn’t change is the expectations society has for women to adhere to them.
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete